// Store the date in a variable
d = new Date()
dateText = ""

// Get the current day and convert it to the name of the day
dayValue = d.getDay()
if (dayValue == 0)
    dateText += "SUNDAY"
else if (dayValue == 1)
    dateText += "MONDAY"
else if (dayValue == 2)
    dateText += "TUESDAY"
else if (dayValue == 3)
    dateText += "WEDNESDAY"
else if (dayValue == 4)
    dateText += "THURSDAY"
else if (dayValue == 5)
    dateText += "FRIDAY"
else if (dayValue == 6)
    dateText += "SATURDAY"

// Get the current month and convert it to the name of the month
monthValue = d.getMonth()
dateText += " "
if (monthValue == 0)
    dateText += "JANUARY"
if (monthValue == 1)
    dateText += "FEBRUARY"
if (monthValue == 2)
    dateText += "MARCH"
if (monthValue == 3)
    dateText += "APRIL"
if (monthValue == 4)
    dateText += "MAY"
if (monthValue == 5)
    dateText += "JUNE"
if (monthValue == 6)
    dateText += "JULY"
if (monthValue == 7)
    dateText += "AUGUST"
if (monthValue == 8)
    dateText += "SEPTEMBER"
if (monthValue == 9)
    dateText += "OCTOBER"
if (monthValue == 10)
    dateText += "NOVEMBER"
if (monthValue == 11)
    dateText += "DECEMBER"

// Get the current year; if it's before 2000, add 1900
if (d.getYear() < 2000) 
    dateText += " " + d.getDate() + ", " + (1900 + d.getYear())
else 
    dateText += " " + d.getDate() + ", " + (d.getYear())

// Get the current minutes
minuteValue = d.getMinutes()
if (minuteValue < 10)
    minuteValue = "0" + minuteValue

// Get the current hours
hourValue = d.getHours()

// Customize the greeting based on the current hours
if (hourValue < 12)
    {
    greeting = "GOOD MORNING!  "
    timeText = " at " + hourValue + ":" + minuteValue + " AM"
    }
else if (hourValue == 12)
    {
    greeting = "GOOD AFTERNOON!  "
    timeText = " at " + hourValue + ":" + minuteValue + " PM"
    }
else if (hourValue < 17)
    {
    greeting = "GOOD AFTERNOON!  "
    timeText = " at " + (hourValue-12) + ":" + minuteValue + " PM"
    }
else
    {
    greeting = "GOOD EVENING!  "
    timeText = " at " + (hourValue-12) + ":" + minuteValue + " PM"
    }
// Write the greeting, the date, and the time to the page
document.write(greeting + "&nbsp;&nbsp; IT'S " + dateText + timeText)